Well technically it started last night. I am a little emotionally exhausted and in one of those funks where I just want to tune out the world. So I let the kids stay up a little later so they'll wake up later and I'll have more time to myself in the morning. Yeah...okay! My youngest got up an hour and a half earlier than normal, and so didn't my oldest.
I didn't even get my morning time with God which makes me really cranky! I'm mean if it wasn't for God. Although I used to be sweet before I had kids...hmmm....what's up with that?
Then this morning I smelled something stinky and looked over at my son who had his diaper off. I found the diaper and there was nothing in it. So then I just thought he farted. So when I went to put the diaper back on, he had poop smear on his butt. So now I thought maybe he had to go so I rushed and put the diaper back on and thought all was well. Oh my...my naive, gullable, innocent mind. Nope...as I walked by his room, there it was. Yup...the log...the pinecone....whatever you want to call it...just sitting there like it's no big deal.
Never in a million years did I think I would yell "Don't poop on the floor!"...at least not to a human.
The other day, he decided to fingerpaint with it and as I'm putting him in the bathtub, I realized my older son went pee and missed. So now I stepped in a puddle of pee!
I'M SICK OF THESE KIDS AND THEIR BODILY FUNCTIONS!!!!!!
Anyone else have/had "waste" issues?
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